If someone were handing out awards yesterday for meanest mom ever, I certainly would have won. I outdid myself. Even for my cynical and sarcastic person, the hardcore, mean to the bone nasty just poured out of me, almost uncontrollably. I crushed his spirit. I ruined his day. But I stood my ground and did … More Cruelty
Ima have myself a cookie if you don’t mind. Thanks.
Guess what folks? I’m back with the poopy-monologue of the day. I know y’all have been dying for more adventures in my daily PhD in Poo courses. So here’s a new one for you. Question: What happens when your sweet lil punkin’ (that would be Handsome) decides to jump (think donkey kick) in the middle … More Well That’s A Neat Trick
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He, who shall be unnamed, began to tell me a story this morning. Several minutes into the story, I think my left eye started twitching, seemingly unnoticed and unbeknownst to him. About 20 minutes later I had to interrupt him and ask him to please stop talking. Also, he, who shall remain unnamed, asked for … More Never Ending Story